The bearer of this card is a righteous and ordained OVERMAN/UBERWOMAN and is entitled to all privileges usually granted a holy person; he/she is thusly entitled to perform all duties of the SubGenius ministry including: sermonizings, harangues, invocations, exorcisms, marriages, baptismals, sacrifices, seances, hypnosis, levitations, the casting out of False Prophets, the SacraMentality of the Eucharist, healings, miracles, insane phenomena, prophesying, alien contact, BrainWatchings, smitings, deflowerings, indoctrinations and the acceptance of donations.