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  A smiley (if you want to sound over-educated, "emoticon") is used to give inflection to a statement since we can't hear each other's voice over the internet.

Basic Smileys

 
     
  :-) The basic smiley. Indicates a sarcastic or joking statement.
  ;-) Winky - flirtatious, just kidding. joking.
  :-( Frown - didn't like the last statement. Or is upset or depressed about something.
  ;-I Indifferent
  :-> Smug
  >:-> Devilish
  >;-> Devilishly lewd
     
 

Often Used

 
  (-: User is left handed
  %-) User has been staring at a computer screen way too long.
  :*) User is drunk
  [:] User is a robot
  8-) User is wearing sunglasses
  B-) Horn-rimmed glasses
  B:-) Sunglasses on head
  ::-) User wears normal glasses
  8:-) User is a little girl
  ;-)-8 User is a big girl
  :-{) User has a mustache
  :-{} User wears lipstick
  {:-) User wears a toupee
  }:-( Toupee in a windstorm
  :-[ User is a vampire
  :-E Bucktoothed vampire
  :-F Bucktoothed vampire missing one tooth
  :-7 User made a wry statement
  :-* User ate something sour
  :-)~ User drools
  :-~) User has a cold
  :'-( User is crying
  :'-) User is so happy she is crying
  :-@ User is screaming
  :-# User wears braces
  :^) User has a broken nose
  :V) User's nose is broken, but the other way.
  :_) User's nose slid off his face
  :<) User is from an Ivy League School, or is a manager.
  :-& User is tongue tied.
  =:-) User is a hosehead (idiot, or stupid)
  -:-( Punk Rocker (they don't smile)
  :=) User has 2 noses
  +-:-) User is the Pope (or some other highly regarded religious personage)
  ':-) Shaved off one eyebrow this morning.
  ,:-) Same thing - other eye
  I-) User is asleep
  I-O User is asleep and snoring
  :-Q User is a smoker
  :-? User smokes a pipe
  0-) Scuba diver
  O :-) User is an angel
  :-' User spitting something
  :-S User made an incoherent statement
  :-D User is laughing at you
  :-X User's lips are sealed
  :-C User is very upset
  :-/ User is skeptical
  C=:-) User is a chef
  @= Pro nuclear war (the idiot!)
  *<:-) User is wearing a Santa Claus hat
  :-O Uh oh!!
  (8-O A big Uh oh with a frown
  *:o) User is a clown
  3:} Pet smiley
  3:{ Mean pet smiley
  X-( User is dead
  :-p User is sticking out his/her tongue
  User is going to get yelled at for putting graphics in email/USENET postings
     
  After I did this page, I came across the Canonical Smiley List -- smiley-lovers' heaven
     
 

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